WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

I'm sure you don't, you smart-mouthed young varmint. Didn't nobody teach you to respect your elders? And pull them damn pants up. I ain't in no mood to see your bee-hinny 'less my house shoe is leavin' welts on it.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

GRANNY'S PRAYER


God grant me patience to deal with stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance because Lord knows if I ask for strength I will beat them all to death.

5 comments:

  1. Tell me about it Granny!

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    1. I ain't yore granny you nosy little wippersnapper. If I was, I'd be poundin' that behinny.

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  2. I'm Rudi Meier, 19 years old and i like GRANNYS :))))

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    1. You would, you little cougar huntin' piece o' poop. Watch it or I'll grab me a piece of meat you won't want me to let go of..

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  3. ele tem sido um longo tempo e agora minha princesa? Sinto tanto a sua falta meu bem... Essa sua foto de perfil parece tão bonito e incrível romântica linda Bobbies...!!!!!!

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