WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

I'm sure you don't, you smart-mouthed young varmint. Didn't nobody teach you to respect your elders? And pull them damn pants up. I ain't in no mood to see your bee-hinny 'less my house shoe is leavin' welts on it.

Friday, August 27, 2010

MOVING RIGHT ALONG


Someone asked if they could talk to me on yahoo messenger. So, I opened it for the first time in a very long time and was bombarded with boxes on top of white IM boxes. 

I've talked to more people from Ghana in one week than I have in my whole lifetime. Most of them talk awhile and then ask for something to do with money. Of course I don't have money and wouldn't send it to a stranger if I did.

Then there's all those men in their 30s and 40s 'seeking a lasting relationship'. Those guys must be so desperate to be professing love to a 66 year old totally strange old lady like me.

And of course there's men who want to talk dirty and there were even a couple of ladies. One asks me if I want to see her sexy pictures. I say, "No, sweetie, I'm female and straight and not interested." She types back, "You're probably a virgin anyway." That one made me laugh out loud because it's pretty hard to retain one's virginity after six kids!

So anyway, yahoo messenger has been a bit interesting, a bit annoying and a lot of fun. You ought to try it sometime. Just don't give any money away and don't, for Gawd's sake, fall in love.

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