I'm sure you don't, you smart-mouthed young varmint. Didn't nobody teach you to respect your elders? And pull them damn pants up. I ain't in no mood to see your bee-hinny 'less my house shoe is leavin' welts on it.
When asked by a patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding"? I talked myself out of a ticket by stating, "Yes, young man, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going".
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