WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT AN OLD LADY HAS TO SAY?

I'm sure you don't, you smart-mouthed young varmint. Didn't nobody teach you to respect your elders? And pull them damn pants up. I ain't in no mood to see your bee-hinny 'less my house shoe is leavin' welts on it.

Friday, July 16, 2010

GRANNY ON THE HIGHWAY

SPEEDING SENIOR

When asked by a patrol officer "Do You know you were speeding"? I talked myself out of a ticket by stating, "Yes, young man, but I had to get there before I forgot where I was going".

Makes perfectly good sense to me......

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