WHAT DAMN CAT?

So this blog's not really about cats? Or furballs? you ask. Hell no! It's worst than that.  

It's about this feisty, forever irate, disgruntled, opinionated, rabble-rousing, civilly disobedient, pot smoking "little old gray haired lady" (and I use the term loosely) who constantly makes noise that sounds like a cat coughing up a fur ball. She hacks it up and she's not happy unless everybody's gotta hear it.

Yep, Granny's gonna share her point of view on just about everything from those obnoxious tv ads strung out one after the other to bratty 'snot-nosed' kids to meddling airport security... and believe me, Granny don't hold back to spare nobody's feelings, don't matter rather you're related or what. 

Be prepared for the worst cause Granny's gonna bitch. She's mad as hell, she's older than all of us and she was born with attitude! Buddy, you don't want to rub granny backwards when she's got a cast-iron skillet in her hand.  Just thought I ought to warn you.  She's on the war-path!  Meow!

MOVING RIGHT ALONG

Someone asked if they could talk to me on yahoo messenger. So, I opened it for the first time in a very long time and was bombarded with boxes on top of white IM boxes. 

I've talked to more people from Ghana in one week than I have in my whole lifetime. Most of them talk awhile and then ask for something to do with money. Of course I don't have money and wouldn't send it to a stranger if I did.

Then there's all those men in their 30s and 40s 'seeking a lasting relationship'. Those guys must be so desperate to be professing love to a 66 year old totally strange old lady like me.

And of course there's men who want to talk dirty and there were even a couple of ladies. One asks me if I want to see her sexy pictures. I say, "No, sweetie, I'm female and straight and not interested." She types back, "You're probably a virgin anyway." That one made me laugh out loud because it's pretty hard to retain one's virginity after six kids!

So anyway, yahoo messenger has been a bit interesting, a bit annoying and a lot of fun. You ought to try it sometime. Just don't give any money away and don't, for Gawd's sake, fall in love.