NEVER TRY TO OUTSMART A WOMAN

Outsmart a woman???? ......Are you kidding?

I'm gonna tell you exactly why there ain't no goldern man lying round in my bed. Cause the old fool tried to yank my chain.

 

It was years ago. My ex called home and said, "Honey, I've been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We'll be gone the whole holiday.  This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you pack me enough clothes for a 3 day weekend......

 

"And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

 

"We're leaving at 4:30 PM from the office and I'll swing by the house to pick up my things.

 

"Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas." He says.

 

I'm thinking this sounds a bit odd, he don't never call me pet names 'cept when he wants some, but, being the good wife, I do exactly what my hubby asked.

 

Following the long weekend he came home a bit tired, but otherwise, looking good. I welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

 

"Oh Yes!" he says. "Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

 

"But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?" he asks all innocent like.

 

I replied, "I did, you gosh-darn renegade (I didn't say too many curse words in them days). They're in your damn tackle box."

 

And that's why he's my ex.

Like I always say, never, never, Never try to outsmart a smart woman!!!